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NUMBER 1
To: My LIGHT company
From: A frustrated customer
Re: I'm not crazy
I know you probably think I have some Imaginary Friends from Light Company Syndrome and that I therefore keep faking my light problems for attention. I don't, and I haven't. They're real. Just because they seem to magically disappear when you're here doesn't mean they don't exist. It just means they're shy. Seriously...my light keeps flickering on and off. And know, I have not called Ghost Busters. As soon as my lights stay on for good, my complaints will go away.
NUMBER 2
To: My clumsy cocker
From: A broke dog mom
Re: Your inability to stop tripping over your own feet
Please, Destiny, work on the balance. We've been off the vet's frequent flier list for awhile now. I really don't want to go back on it. I can't afford it. What do you say we try doggy ballet or yoga tomorrow?
Meanwhile, if you could stop screaming at ear-splitting decibels every time I'm out of your sight for 5 seconds, that would be great, too.
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