Monday, April 6, 2009

Work 'Til You're Dirt [FUNNY]

Its Monday, the sun is beaming bright between the shades unto your face, and you just realize that it is too pretty outside to go to work. We rather go to the park, beach, or just somewhere playing hooky from work. Below are some of the most funniest excuses for calling off of work that I have heard of.

FROM CAREERBUILDER.COM: Here are 12 of the most outrageous excuses employees have heard for being late to work:

1. My heat was shut off so I had to stay home to keep my snake warm.

2. My husband thinks it's funny to hide my car keys before he goes to work.

3. I walked into a spider web on the way out the door and couldn't find the spider, so I had to go inside and shower again.

4. I got locked in my trunk by my son.

5. My left turn signal was out so I had to make all right turns to get to work.

6. A gurney fell out of an ambulance and delayed traffic.

7. I was attacked by a raccoon and had to stop by the hospital to make sure it wasn't rabid.

8. I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I show up on time.

9. My father didn't wake me up.

10. A groundhog bit my bike tire and made it flat.

11. My driveway washed away in the rain last night.

12. I had to go to bingo.

I don't advise anyone to use any excuse to take off from work, especially during these hard economic times. However, I thought these were quite amusing. What are or were some of your excuses from taking off of work or school?