Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Funny Voice Mail Messages For Creditors

Every single day, I had this very annoying creditor that called at all times of the day. He called at work, on Sundays, and even during the evening hours. Eventually, I got fed up and decided to find some way to turn the tables. Below are a list of various voice mail messages that you can use for those annoying creditors:

(1)
Hi, you've reached the home of George Ledec. If you are calling to collect a student loan, gambling debt, or other obligation, please press 1 and hang up now. If you are selling any product or service, or requesting charitable donations, please press 2 and hang up now. Otherwise, press 3 and leave your message now. Pressing 3 is optional.

(2)
Sorry, Chris and Susan aren't here right now. Please leave your name and number after the tone. If you are calling regarding an outstanding debt, please leave your message BEFORE the tone.

(3)
Hi, I am not here right now, but if you are a friend, leave a message, if you are a creditor you can kiss my (beep)

(4)
Hello, you have reached the _______ family and we can not come to the phone right now. Please leave your name, phone number, short message, social security number, and credit card number and we will call you when we're done shopping.

(5)
Hello, and welcome to Answering Machines of the Rich and Famous! Sam can't come to the phone right now because he's spending the week in his beautiful summer home on the French Riviera.

(6)
Don't you do it! Don't you dare! I don't want to hear it! Don't you beep! If you beep, I'll... don't even think about it!... Don't...!

(7)
Being reincarnated as an answering machine is the pits. Keep your karma clean by leaving your name, number, message, and the time that you called.

Tell me what are your funny messages that you give to creditors...lol