Thursday, November 13, 2008


The day that President-Elect Obama take office is less than two months away. However, as we begin to enter into the new year and celebrate Thanksgiving, we needed to be reminded that President's Bush did serve us some laugh while in office. Therefore, I am listing my top 10 funny quotes of President Bush. Please tell me some of your quotes or stories by commenting as well. In addition, the holidays are approaching and I am still looking for additional guest bloggers to blog on my page (Send me an e-mail, subscribe, and follow me if you are interested.)

10) "We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House - make no mistake about it." -George W. Bush, Feb. 7, 2001

9) "First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country." -George W. Bush, on the Kyoto accord, April 24, 2001

8) "I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves." —Washington, D.C., Sept. 21, 2003

7) "I'm the master of low expectations." —aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003

6) "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." —Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001

5) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

4) "You see, not only did the attacks help accelerate a recession, the attacks reminded us that we are at war."-Washington, D.C., June 8, 2005

3) "I will try to the best of my ability to help those who lost life and property." - President Bush, Alabama, Mar. 3, 2007

2) "For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." - President Bush, 5/14/01, in Philadelphia

1) "There's an old...saying in Tennessee...I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once...(3 second pause)... Shame on...(4 second pause)...Shame on you....(6 second pause)...Fool me...Can't get fooled again." - Nashville, Tennessee, Sept. 17, 2002